Capes & Cloaks

Nothing commands respect and admiration like a custom cut cape.

Why yes, it did hurt when I fell…from heaven.

I wear this daring number when I’m feeling saucy!

Batons (that’s a stick to you non-musical folks)

This baton uses a special space-age type of material for the handle. I think it was made by NASA. I’d like to go to there one day.

The handles come in different sizes, like this one for meastro’s with small hands (I don’t own this one).

Sure, these are expensive, but why should violinists be the only ones to spend hundreds of dollars on instruments?

I like to take 15 to 20 minutes at the beginning of each rehearsal going over my collection to pick just the right one. This way, the players know I’m serious.

These batons are made from real zebrawood and since everyone knows that zebras run really fast, they must be really hard to make.

This baton has a natural shaft color, I think that means they’re used when we play the really old music by Back, er, Bach.

This fordable case let’s me get to my batons in a hurry, like for a conducting emergency.

This elegant red velvet lined case is a perfect match for the saucy red cape above.

The cases even have covers, I get my name embroidered onto the case and engraved into the case.

Clothing & Accessories

Does anything say “I’ve got some serious class” better than an ascot?

This is one of my favorite ascots for rehearsals

I’ll change to something bold for heading out to the clubs.

Turtlenecks look great with all types and styles of capes.

I wear these to remind everyone of who the real star is in this band.

I can’t risk burning my baton fingers so a cigarette holder is a must.